hummmmmm

im bored
my dog likes chips
im sad/happy
blahhhh

hummmm

here are some new pics of me

out of town

still very sad
hes not helping
he wont txt me bck when i want him to
see you Tuesday destiny

the devil wears prada

is cool dude

and chiodos

and brokencyde

and more

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im bored gettting ready 4 school blah dont wanna go school is lameo
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh im so sleepy my pants are not dry yet so i have to wait to get dressed untill they are done drying

ahhhh

peps need to txt me back or i will get sad
urggggg i want people to just text me back its so depressing
im bored
destiny is my buddy!!

lets get invisable

reminds me of a person!:)

txting him

i feel kinda better
im not soo sad or mad anymore
blah
yes brokencyde people are the sex/very hot
lol

im happy

1. for now

• untill somthing coms up and messes up my good weekend
• blah blah hugenslugar
  

things i just wanna let out

im bored in compuer class doing nothing haha

haha

1. today was sooooo epic
2. destiny is soooo funny
3. i love the smell of new cars
4. i love to eat food
5. mcdonalds is the place to go
6. my peom

yo ho
this is my show
so back of or ill punch u in the woah
lets not go there !peace&love -rEpTaR

feed me NOW

im hungry i waant a big mac

destiny is hungry too

a thing keep adding stuff to it or die

01. Bought everyone in the bar a drink
02. Swam with dolphins
03. Climbed a mountain
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
06. Held a tarantula
07. Taken a candle light bath with someone
08. Said "I love you" and meant it
09. Hugged a tree
10. Bungee jumped
11. Visited Paris
12. Watched a lightning storm at sea
13. Stayed up all night long and saw the sun rise
14. Seen the Northern Lights
15. Gone to a huge sports game
16. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
17. Grown and eaten your own vegetables
18. Touched an iceberg
19. Slept under the stars
20. Changed a baby's diaper
21. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
22. Watched a meteor shower
23. Gotten celebration with champagne
24. Given more than you can afford to charity
25. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
26. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
27. Had a food fight
28. Bet on a winning horse
29. Asked out a stranger (add to to do list) check
30. Had a snowball fight
31. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
32. Held a lamb
33. Seen a total eclipse
34. Ridden a roller coaster
35. Hit a home run
36. Danced like a fool and didn't care who was looking
37. Adopted an accent for an entire day
38. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
39. Had two hard drives for your computer
40. Visited all 50 states
41. Taken care of someone who was drunk
42. Had amazing friends
43. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
44. Watched whales
45. Stolen a sign
46. Backpacked in Europe
47. Taken a road-trip
48. Gone rock climbing
49. Taken a midnight walk on the beach
50. Gone sky diving
51. Visited Ireland
52. Been heartbroken longer than you were actually in love
53. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger's table and had a meal with them
54. Visited Japan
55. Milked a cow (put on to do list)
56. Alphabetized your CDs
57. Pretended to be a superhero
58. Sung karaoke
59. Lounged around in bed all day
60. Played touch football
61. Gone scuba diving
62. Kissed in the rain
63. Played in the mud
64. Played in the rain
65. Gone to a drive-in theatre
66. Visited the Great Wall of China
67. Started a business
68. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
69. Toured ancient sites
70. Taken a martial arts class
71. Played DVD for more than 6 hours straight
72. Gotten married
73. Been in a movie
74. Crashed a party
75. Gotten divorced
76. Gone without food for 5 days
77. Made cookies from scratch (if you know what i mean...)
78. Won first prize in a costume contest
79. Ridden a gondola in Venice
80. Gotten a tattoo temporarry or not
81. Rafted the Snake River
82. Been on a television news program as an "expert"(a molesting expert...)
83. Gotten flowers for no reason
84. Performed on stage
85. Been to Las Vegas
86. Recorded music
87. Eaten shark
88. Kissed on the first date
89. Gone to Thailand
90. Bought a house
91. Been in a combat zone
92. Buried one/both of your parents (alive or not?)
93. Been on a cruise ship
94. Spoken more than one language
95. Performed in Rocky Horror
96. Raised children
97. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
98. Passed out cold
99. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
100. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
101. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
102. Sang loudly in the car, and didn't stop when you knew someone was looking
103. Had plastic surgery
104. Survived an accident that you shouldn't have survived
105. Wrote articles for a large publication
106. Lost over 100 pounds
107. Held someone while they were having a flashback (just did)
108. Piloted an airplane
109. Touched a stingray
110. Broken someone's heart (i did sunday you fckn bastard)
111. Helped an animal give birth
112. Won money on a TV game show
113. Broken a bone
114. Gone on a photo safari
115. Had a facial part pierced other than your ears
116. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
117. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild (unless your talking about the drugs)
118. Ridden a horse
119. Had major surgery
120. Had a snake as a pet
121. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
122. Slept for 30 hours in a 48 hour period
123. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. States
124. Visited all 7 continents
125. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
126. Eaten kangaroo meat
127. Eaten sushi
128. Had your picture in the newspaper
129. Changed someone's mind about something you care deeply about
130. Gone back to school (like every day!!! DUH!!!)
131. Parasailed
132. Touched a cock (every day!!!)
133. Eaten fried green tomatoes
134. Read The Iliad and The Odyssey
135. Selected one "important" author who you missed in school, and read
136. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
137. Skipped all your school reunions
138. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
139. Been elected to public office
140. Written your own computer language
141. Thought to yourself that you're living your dream
142. Had to put someone you love into hospice care
143. Built your own PC from parts
144. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn't know you
145. Had a booth at a street fair
146. Dyed your hair
147. Been a DJ
148. Shaved your head
149. Caused a car accident
150. Saved someone's life (why should i? just let them die yur gonna get old anyways)

151.died then came back to life
152.killed a whale
152. did a dog
153.had sex with a cat (now thats beastiality)
15467845094.put a blog on blogger (every day woah)

why?

1. why does it take so long for people to text back
   why do i text so fast
   
2. why dont people want to txt back fast
   
3. why dont people trust me or belive me
   
4. why ARE people so deceiving
   
   
   • WHY??????!

now im kinda sadish

peps wont text me bck

a niley story yes I MADE IT MYSELF

A Niley Story by:Ashlee
First day of summer
Miley: hey nick
Nick: was sup miley
nick: well umm I don’t know how to say this but here it goes do u wanna like hang out or something like you know be my girlfriend
miley: umm well I have known you for a while now….
nick: yeah we have been best friends since like 5th grade
Miley: I really do like you a lot and always have soo………. Yes I would love to be your girlfriend
Nick: cool ill pick you up at 7 for our date is 7 cool or is that too late
Miley: no 7 is good I cant wait
Nick : ok cool you will see at 7*smiles*
Miley : okay *smiles*
7 pm time for the first date…….
Nick: are you ready?
Miley: yeah
They show up at a very fancy restrant
Miley you did not have to do this
Nick belive me to have a girl like you I do have to do this
Miley aww nick ur so cute
Nick thank you
They eat and start to get in their car when……
Nick I wanna take you back to my house
Miley ok that sounds fun
At nick house
*nick pulls out a binder*
Miley umm whats that
Nick I wrote a song about you
Miley omg really
Nick yes
*he starts to sing the song please be mine*
*miley starts to cry*
Nick miley whats wrong
Miley nothing im just so lucky to have a guy like you and by the way I love your voice
Nick really wow I wasn----
Miley it was awesome *she starts a makout session*
Joe walks in
Ummm I don’t mean to stop you guys from talking but I wanted to ask you if you know where my other sock is
Nick you came in here to ask me where your other sock is
Joe yeah
Nick throws a pillow at him
Joe oww why did you do that
Nick humm go find your own socks
Joe find don’t be so pushy
Nick don’t walk in without knocking
Miley wow that was really..
Nick embarrassing
Miley umm no funny hahaha
Lets get back to what we were doing
*they start to to talk again utill Kevin walks in
Nick why don’t you guys ever knock
Kevin I just wanted to ask you how to make a salad
Nick umm let me guess GO AWAY
Kevin dang I wont interupt your lil date again dang *he walks out*
Nick whats up with them thinking we were about to having a good conversation
Miely idk but its getting late so im gonnna go home
Nick ok ill walk you
The next day…. At school
nick: hey i was wondering if you wanted to just come over and hang today. you know, just you and me, no brothers, no interuptions
miley: sure id love to
nick walks away
selena: UGH! DEMI! what could he possibly see in that little ho?! how could he pick HER over ME?!
demi: i dont know. maybe its because she's prett, smart, funny, and nice
selena: *punches demi*
demi: OUCH! i mean... what a ho... nerd... loser... lets go to class
Selena hey ho
Miley what do you want this time seleana
Seleana I want my man
Miley uhh well I don’t think that’s gonna happen
Seleana o yeah
Miley yeah
Seleana pushes her
Miley what was that for
Seleana for taking my man
Miley he came to me
Selean pushes her again
Miley wow now I know why he brok up with you
Seleana why
Miley because you’re a brat and lame
Seleana o really
Miley yeah punches seleana in the face
Seleana pulls her hair
Miley kicks her in the stomach
Seleana I cant believe you just did that
Miley: says the one with a bloody nose
Seleana ughh and runs off crying
Joe go miley I didn’t know that you have some punch in you
Miley haha I guess I do
Nick miley what just happened
Miley well you see..
Joe miley just puched seleana for calling her a slut and more
Nick miley really
Miley yeah
Nick high fives her then the bell rings to go to her next class
*miley cyrus and nick jonas to the front office*
Oooo miley what did you do says a random person
Nick: that’s none of your business
Miley and nick both walk out
In the office they see their parents standing there
Both say whats going on
Parents say you guy are going on tour for 3 months of we are unenrolling you so you we will be home schooled
Both say omg really
Parents yes really we leave tomorrow so you guys need to pack a lot and maybe shop for some more clothes
Miley SHOPPING
Parents yeah
Nick dang I mean yay I cant wait
Miley heyy at least we can have fun while SHOPPING
Nick ook haha I guess that could be fun
Miley so what are we gonna do tonight
Nick I t=was thinking we could go to the beach and just talk and have fun
Miley uhhh about what
Nick every thing
Miley ok cool
Nick ill pick you up at 6 30
Miley ok bye ill text you I have to start packing then tomorrow we can go shopping
Nick woo ok bye
Miley and nick kiss then go into their houses
6 20
Miley gets a text from nick…….
Hey are you almost ready
Miley yeah hey do I need to wear my bathing suit under my clothes
Nick yeah
6 30
Ding dong
Ill get it
Hey nick
Nick hey miley hugs her you ready to go
Miley yeah lets go……….
They show up at the beach and miley sees a big dinner set up
Nick well..
Miley I love it
Nick really
Miley yeah its awesome
They eat their food then go get in the water and body surf the waves
Nick miley are you ready to go
Miley yeah I better get home
The next day…..
Miley calls nick

*hey nicky
*hey smiles
*you ready to go SHOPPING
*yeah ill be over in 5min
*okay
They hang up
5 minutes later
Miley hey nick
Nick where do you wanna go frist
Miley umm to pacsun
Nick ok good I love that place
Miley me too
On they way out of pacsun a bunch of people see them together now everyone knows they are together
They get in the car and go back to nicks house pack to clothes the just bought
The car to go to the airport pulls up
Miley hugs her friends and family goodbye
They put their stiff in the car and leave…..
The jonas family and miley get on the plane
One the plane
Miley nick?
Nick yeah
Miley well I was just wondering…
Nick yeah miley*worried*
Miley why does nick seem like hes upset
Nick I don’t know
Miley should we ask hi
Nick yeah when we get to france
Miley ok well I going to try to sleep
Nick ok get some sleep smiles
Miley falls asleep
Joe niiiiiiicccccck
Nick what joe
Joe niiiicccck and throw a paper at him
The paper says ‘hey nick are you having fun with your lover’
nick writes back umm shes sleeping and I consider her a girlfriend
joe write back and says ‘do you lloooooooovvvvve herrrrr like more than I looooovvvvvveeee socks’
nick writes umm sure I didn’t know you loooooveeee socks
Joe writes yeah remember that one time whrn I took your Hanna Montana socks
Nick you DID?
Joe umm yeah
Nick why
Joe I like the colors I m wearing em now
Nick I want em bck
Joe put the socks in side the note and throws it at nick he misses and it hits miley in the head
Miley opens it and sees the socks and reads everything
Miley umm nick you have hanna Montana socks
Nick yeah I wear em when I miss you
Miley ok now its not as weird
Haha ok miley go back to sleep
They get to the air pot and get out and get out a get in a limo and drive to the hotel
Nick miley do you wanna go to the pool
Miley yeah I need to change first
Nick me too
They get out to the pool……
Miley I think im gonna tan for a while
Nick ok me too
They both start to tan when joe walks uo and picks up both of them then throws em in the pool Kevin helped do it
Joe keven why did u do that they both say at the same time
Humm because you are tan enough
Ughhhh they start to splash each other
Later that night bed time………
Nick gets in his bed then says if you get scared you can get in my bed
Miley nick why would I get scared
Nick Im just thinking ahead
Miley haha ok
Night nick
Night miley
Miley has a dream that she gets shot so she wakes up and gets in nicks bed
Nick I knew you would come over here
Miley I had a scary dream
nick about?
Miley I got shot
Nick o wow that is scary
Yeah ok im gonna try to sleep ok night
They fall asleep
The next day
Joe walks in heyyyyyy wait why is miley in your bed nick
Nick she got scared and got in my bed
Joe oooook if that’s what you say
Nick whatever what did you come in for
Joe umm I need help finding my socks and we are about to go out and get food so get ready
Miley jumps up and gets in the shower
Nick walks in the bathroom not knowing shes in the bath
Miley NICK GET OUT
Nick omg I mso sorry I did not know you were in here
Miley its ok just get out please
Nick walks out
Miley gets out of the shower and nick gets in the shower
They go to breakfast
Miley hides behind nick
Nick*Umm miley whats wrong
Miley*Omg omg that’s my ex that that tha_______
Nick* miley tell me whats wrong
Miley* he h he he almost ra ra ra rap raped me but the_ then my mom walked in and called the cops the is not supposed to be this close to me so hide me miley starts to cry
nIck* nick cradles her in his arms and says no ones going to hurt you it will all be ok I love you miley I love you too! nick is he gone
Nick*yes he just left
Miley*ok can we just forget this happened
Nick ok we can just go out tonight and have fun maybe go to a club
Miley ok that sounds fun
Later that night getting ready to go to the club nick and miley in one car then joe and Kevin in the other…….
They get to the club and get vip
They dance and have a few drinks
Nick *miley you wanna go yeah lets go
They get in the car and start to drive when another car hits them and the car flips miley wakes up in the hospital!!!!
Miley* niccckkkk
Nick* yeah Babe are you ok
Miley* no im in pain
Nick I ll go get a nurse
Miley ughhh her heart rate starts to drop
Nick run in and starts to cry and holds her hand as they try to get her heart rate back up when….
it stops nick falls down crying hysterically then all of a sudden it starts to beep
nick gets up and says miley I love you please wake up please be ok
she wakes up and says with a tear I love you too nick
Nurse says she will be able to leave tomorrow
Ok good
Nick:miley go back to sleep
Miley: I don’t wanna go to sleep I wanna stay up and look at your amazing eyes
Nick:aww thanks but you need to sleep starts to sing look me in the eyes
Miley*falls asleep
They next day
Nick*miley wake up its time to leave and go back to the hotel
Miley.ok she gets up and changes her clothes but doesn’t pay attention that nick stand right in frount of her
Nick. um do you want me to leave
Miley. no don’t leave don’t ever leave
Nick. believe me I will never leave
Miley. smiles
Nick. that’s my smiley
They leave and get to the hotel
Every one was omg miley im so glad both of your are ok
Yeah us too
Nick. We are gonna go do some shopping Kevin and joe do you guys wanna go
Kevin.nahh
Joe. Yeah lets go
Nick.ok
They get to one of the shops
Joe. humm I wonder if they sell ponys and rainbows here
Nick. Umm what
Joe. Haha
Nick. that’s kinda gay
Joe. Yeah well I wanna buy a lil something for you nick
Miley. Why
Joe. I think he will need it joe walks away and buys a ----- but nick and miley wont see it till later
They leave nick drops off joe at the hotel and takes miley to a place to eat dinner
Miley wow this place is wonderful
Nick just like you
Miley gives him a kiss finishes her food then they leave
They walk in the hotel and miley sees CODY
Miley. Ummm nick we need to
Cody heyyyy miley
Miley. Um hi
Nick cody you cant be here and if you don’t leave we will be calling the cops
Cody. That wont be happening now will it and gets closer to miley
Nick get away from her and steps in frunt of miley
Miley. Nnniiiccccckkk she says crying
Nick. Joe call the cops
Joe ok but w-- o ok he starts to call
Cody runs out really fast
Miley is shaking in fear
Nick. We have a concert tonight
Miley ok good thing we both go on stage about the same time
Nick. Yes good thing leans down and picks her up then throws her on the bed then says humm you should go get ready for the concert we have to leave in 1 hour
Miley. Gets up and starts to get ready
Nick. Does the same
Miley. After the concert they are very tired and miley again ends up sleeping in nicks bed
The next day…..
Nick wakes up to see miley still sleeping next to him and he puts his arm around her and goes back to sleep for another hour
One hour later….

woah dude

1. destiny you are hilarious
2. nick jonas is super hawt
3. new cars smell amazzzing

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